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19 June 1997 Edition

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Sportsview: Dublin culchies

By Seán O Donaile

I've oft' been queried, harassed and even abused by fellow countrymen for cheering for ``them Jackeens above in Dublin''.

It was never going to be easy finding a football team to follow, growing up in Clare. In the 70s the county side were woeful and weren't ever glamorous or attractive for an impressionable seven year old.

Was it going to be Craig Johnson with a Ferrari and a perm or Tommy Tubridy with 48 stitches and Leo Yellow?

When I did go to see them play they were usually ``lashed oura it'' by 967 points by Kerry or Cork and the only time they weren't was when sheep invaded the pitch and the match had to be abandoned.

Like most soccer supporters I stumbled on the Dubs by accident.

My Dad had been promising for months to bring me on a trip for ``doing me Communion'' even though I forgot to take me tongue in on the way down after getting the holy bread and mortifying Auntie Francis who'd travelled all the way from Gouganebarra with her new hat and had never seen the likes.

I decided after that to forget religion in favour of football.

Fortunately for me I was brought on the train to Dublin where Heffo's Army were expected to add the League crown to their 1974 All Ireland title. Somebody forgot to tell Meath and not for the last time they tore up the script and won by five points - that was irrelevant especially as ``they robbed it and sure wasn't the ref a crook and sure the championship is what really matters''.

I don't recall much of the match as I was too busy watching sweating men with cigarettes having a baby over a ball and folk taking lumps outa' boiled egg sammidges and the referee; and the Hill.

I remember two women telling my Da' in an Italian chipper that Bobby Doyle had gorgeous legs and should be one of the Bay City Rollers and some smart arse told me I looked like Jimmy Keaveney, the full forward with a pot belly and Michael Jordan score rate; and that was that - I was a cosmopolitan culchie - the Jacks were back and Hill 16 had never seen the likes of Heffo's Army.

The Jacks were back last Sunday and once again Meath were there to knock them off their hill - Jimmy Keaveney is long gone and they've even got hot dog stands now and Jason Sherlock is the new sex symbol - unfortunately he was symbolic of a Dublin forward line with crooked boots who wasted a huge amount of possession to hand Meath a three point victory and consign the Dubs to a blue summer.

Meath will be the first to acknowledge that they didn't perform particularly well, apart form a terrific 20 minute burst in the first period, yet they always seemed to be in control.

After the Dubs raced into an early two point lead Meath put the foot on the pedal and stormed into a 1-10 to 0-4 lead and that looked like that.

During this period they took some glorious scores from far out and ultimately this was what won the game for them.

Just when the Royals looked like running away with the show, Keith Barr thundered a terrific shot to the net. That was quickly followed by two points and suddenly we had a match.

In the second half Dublin slowly nibbled away at the Meath surplus, but due to countless fluffed chances could never get level with Meath who only seemed to re-awake in the last ten minutes.

They were always strong finishers and after taking a 40 minute break tapped over 3 points to clinch victory.

To round off Dublin's woeful score rate, Paul Bealin cracked the last second penalty off the crossbar and that was that - the culchies had won again and I began to regret spending my Communion money on the last Choc ice.


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